By Douglas J. Ogurek writing as Val Woodson
Painting By Andrew Abbott

Makeup. That’s it. A woman returned her dog to the shelter this morning. She said it was a year old, and “It’s just not compatible with my lifestyle.” It chewed up her furniture. It chewed up her dress. She doesn’t have time for it. The typical spiel. But she did have time to apply gobs of makeup.

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